how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most