kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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lmfaooo

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suspend:

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

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snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

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do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.
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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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